Just trying to look pretty

Security officers at a store observed a man take and conceal the following items: Sixteen packs of batteries, five packs of Cover Girl makeup, three packs of Cover Girl lipstick, one bottle of Listerine mouthwash, a watch and a shirt.

He was detained and later arrested on a copy of charges. Either this guy has girlfriends or issues.

http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/custom/blogs/cop/entries/2005/03/09/just_trying_to_look_pretty.html