Idiot of the Day
An employee of a store took a box that contained a $19 clock and emptied it. He then walked around and put the following in the empty box: Two T-Mobile To-Go cell phones, a Playstation video game memory card and another Playstation item, all totaling $163. He then walked up to the cashier and paid for the $19 box.
He was detained by the security person and was charged with theft by shoplifting and released on a copy of charges pending a preliminary hearing.