Somewhere a village is missing its idiot.
A man walks in and goes to the electronics section of a Johnson Ferry Road store, steals a CD player and puts it in the store bag that he brought in. He walks over to the customer service section and asks to return the CD player. The employee asks for the receipt. He says he doesn’t have one. The customer service employee tells the suspect that a receipt is mandatory for returns. The suspect says, “OK, thanks.” He walks out of the store. This trick works unless the store security people see you steal the CD player in the first place. The suspect was arrested and given a copy of charges pending a May 23 court date.